Everybody’s Got Somethin’ To Hide (‘cept me and my monkey)

OK.  Peeve du jour – Whining

First offender – the guy who thinks he’s the only one who has to deal with bullsh*t.  Into every life, a little bullsh*t must fall.  Into some, a whole heapin’ sh*tstorm.  Nevertheless, this guy thinks that because he is having a bad day, that no one else is having one.  There’s plenty of bad day to go around, pal.

Second offender – the guy who wants an answer to his question – but only if that answer proves that he is right.  To err is human, to constantly seek vindication is f*cking annoying.  You’re wrong.  Move one to the next problem.  Just because the Moron Twins agree with you doesn’t mean you’re right.  Aarrrgh!

Third offender – the guy who’s happy when he’s unhappy.  Life treatin’ you rough.  Some people have it worse.  Plus, if you don’t like where you’re at, do something about it.

Two little old ladies are at a restaurant.

Old Lady 1:  The food here is terrible…

Old Lady 2:  I know.  And the portions are so small.

You don’t like the way things are, be pro-active.  If you don’t want to keep eating sh*t all day, don’t take seconds.  Leave.  Double aarrrgh!
One final note:   “Aarrrgh!” is pronounced like Charlie Brown “aarrrgh!”  It should not be confused with Pirate “Aargh!” which is usually distinctive because “Thar” and “Matey” are usually used in the same train of thought.

MB

“Aargh! That be all I be postin’ fer now, matey! Thar be other posts later!”