Joke Of The Day
Wednesday 14 June 2006
A hunter is in the woods down in New Jersey when he comes across what looks to be a dead body. Panicked, he calls 911 on his cell phone (he has real good coverage). The 911 operator answers and asks what the problem is.
The hunter tells the operator, “I was out hunting and I came across a body. What do I do?”
The operator responds, “Sir, just calm down. The first thing you need to do is check to find out if the person is dead. Let’s verify that the person is dead.”
The hunter says “OK.” There is silence and then, after a few moments, a loud gunshot.
The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “OK, he’s definitely dead now. What do I do next?”
