New Physiological Response

Because of something in my professional life, my stress levels reached fairly high levels.  At this point, I discovered a new physiological response by my body to heretofore untested levels of stress:

Profuse, uncontrollable sweating.

Sexy, huh?

That’s right, kids, when I am defending my honor and my client under a strict deadline, I shvitz like a hog.  I’m dealing with a dehydration headache right now.  Thank you, Mavis Beacon, for your wonderful typing primers.  Thank you, McNeill, PPC, for Tylenol Extra-Strength.  [edited because of rule violation]

Of course, I don’t know how much was the stress and how much was the running.  Building security thinks I’m insane (I am).  Building security also knows that for short bursts, I am f*cking fast as a muthaf*cka.  Seriously fast.  I need to start running.  It was actually fun (?).

This whole thing wouldn’t be so bad if we could settle this dispute with a duel.  Seriously, I was defamed.  I demand satisfaction.

Hey, anyone up for hunting/fishing anytime soon?  Seriously, I need to kill things.  Things with closed circulatory systems and spinal columns.